Funny cats: 5 funny stories about pets


Funny pictures of cats TO TEARS with inscriptions


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Cool names for cats

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Pedro, Marble, Euripides, Tarzan, Odysseus, Sheikh, Malachite, T-Rex, Shaman, Tiktak, Rimbaud, Morgan, Shelf, Terminator, Mackintosh, Lucas, Wally, Orpheus, Rembrant, Tuxie, Copernicus, Pablo, Felix, Cherbourg, Muscat, Cheshire, Clyde, Ramses, Conrad, Sylvester, Confucius, Salvador, Shannon, Mathias, Forex, Ripley, Saffron, Madison, Faun, Fidel, Sinbad, Simba, Oxford, Omar, Espresso, Cactus, Pancho, Tomahawk, Ruby, Uman, Patrick, Casper, Emil, Elwood, Marcus, Uranus, Onyx, Noah, Faust, Merlin, Cornelius, Sherlock, Topaz, Oliver, Santa, Peter, Nestor, Wilfred, Morpheus, Shaitan, Scout, Robin.

2:

Pacific, Sherry, Romeo, Tokyo, Eagle, Radar, Elvis, Trevor, Lester, Oscar, Lucky, Phoenix, Oswald, Pharaoh, Tristan, Tsar, Ferrari, Picasso, Pygmalion, Centaur, Hercule, Emir, Opal, Randall, Fruit, Sheriff, Winston, Figaro, Hippie, Millennium, Excalibur, Tabor, Chaplin, Bumblebee, Humphrey, Lancelot, Finbar, Monty, Ninja, Cognac, Lynx, Hunter, Conan, Quentin, Mickey, Lewis, Rocky, Nathan, Scooter, Cicero, Charon, Marvin, Shukher, Rodin, Leo, Olivier, Latte, Tigger, Titan, Shah, Fairfox, Charles, Holmes, Columbus, Chance, Twister, Eliot, Cerberus, Pegasus, Francis, Othello, Masquerade, Ludwig.

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Franklin, Walter, Mars, Tutankhamun, Qigong, The Hobbit, Kathmandu, Xerxes, Lexus, Saturn, Tybalt, Socrates, Percival, Mozart, Kramer, Melbourne, Aeneas, Higgins, Chavez, Connor, Neptune, Sapphire, Senator, Luther, Siam, Rolex, Simon, Einstein, Sheridan, Pluto, Limit, Harris, Kevin, Mao, Silver, Obelix, Samson, Porsche, Nelson, Pudding, Space, Fitzpatrick, Mercedes, Pilgrim, Caesar, Focus, Scotch, Fax, Palermo, Typhoon, Quantum, Tiberius, Osiris, Flynn, Caliph, Loki, Phantom, Cesium, Churchill, Hurricane, Chaos, Harper, Neon, Taurus, Narcissus, Marcel, Chase, Ozzie, Sherry, Odin, Michelangelo, Toulouse, Shere Khan, Klondike, Tudor.

Funny photos of KITTENS

Black and white photo of a boy and a kitten


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Winter is coming!


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The gray kitten picked up the black and white kitten to climb the fence


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Kittens sleep cutely on each other


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A basket full of happiness!


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Three kittens hanging in white panties


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Three red kittens in a white mug


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Red kitten sleeps on a white blanket


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The gray kitten saw daisies for the first time


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Funny cat breeds

Some pets don't even have to try to be funny. There are breeds that you can't look at without smiling. Look at the funny Sphinxes, all so gloomy and angry, but in reality gentle, like kittens. Just look at these bald cunning guys.

When mentioning the Exot breed, it is unlikely that many people imagine a specific cat, but absolutely everyone remembers this innocent face as soon as they see it. This breed has a plush coat that can captivate any person. Oh, how lovely they are! There are not enough words to describe the charm of the snub nose and huge eyes - you need to see it.

Munchkins are very funny cats. This is the cat version of the dachshund, with short legs and a long body. They are so cute and cheerful that it is impossible not to smile. Look, don’t melt with emotion when looking at these photos. We've warned you! The level of cuteness is off the charts!

This is interesting! Cornish Rexes look like they are pleasantly surprised by something.

Little Cornish Rexes are similar to baby rats, but more innocent and funny. They have short fur and a flexible body. The breed is distinguished by its thinness and large ears. Really huge! What can I tell you, see for yourself.

Fold-eared Scots are no less charming. These cats are more famous than those mentioned earlier, because there are many photographs of them on the Internet. Mostly these are funny photos of surprised or bored Scots. Their faces are so naive and kind that you begin to want one for your home. Ponder and enjoy these masterpieces.

Photos of funny cats will excite the Internet and amuse people for a long time. These are the most amazing and innocent creatures that can delight you with just their appearance. How many jokes were created thanks to their charming faces. We can only hope that cats will not change their habits and will remain such cute pets forever.

UNEXPECTED photos of cats

Cat with a red rose lies on the bed


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Fawn and kitten in green grass


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The cat lies in an empty aquarium


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Red dogs and gray cat play football

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Good shot!


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Communal housing for cats of different colors and breeds

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Gray tabby cat sprawled on the floor

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Jokes about cats and cats

Pets are an inexhaustible source of positivity for people. Given this, it is not surprising that so many jokes are dedicated to them. Do you want to make your friends laugh, but don’t know what funny story to tell? Are you striving to become the life of the party? Jokes about mustachios and stripes are what you need. Most of them are universal, that is, those that will be appreciated by representatives of different generations.

Are you looking for something original? Arm yourself with jokes for everyone with subtle humor, understandable only to the “chosen few”. Enrich your own collection of jokes using our unique collection.

The cat met a gnome. A conversation ensued. The cat asks: - Who will you be? - I am a gnome. I bring harm and destruction to people, I love screaming at night and waking people up. And you? The cat thought and thought and said... - Well, according to this logic, I also turn out to be a gnome.

The cat's life is over. All nine. Went to heaven. God meets her and asks: “Let’s hope that you will be better here than in life.” Any suggestions? What do you want? “God,” the cat begged, “my whole life has been spent running around, catching mice and trying to steal food from my owners.” I would be happy if my life were not as difficult and dangerous as during life. “I heard you,” said God. The cat immediately had her own bed and unlimited food supplies. The next day, six mice went to heaven. “I wish you wouldn’t need anything.” “Whatever you want, I will do it,” said God, appearing before them. - God, our whole life has been spent trying to survive and feed ourselves. We are tired and don't want to keep running around in paradise! “I heard you,” said God. Each mouse got one skateboard. The next day God decides to visit the cat. And she is well-fed, lying on the bed. Well, I'm just happy. He asks: “I see you liked it here, right?” - Crazy! - answered the cat: - I adore my bed, the toys here are awesome, and the food is simply beyond praise. And this provision on wheels is just lovely!

It means that a man brought his cat to a purebred cat for mating. The cat circled around the cat for a long time, but he didn’t care. The man leaves with his cat, and says to the owner: “What a proud man you have found!” All evening my Masechka is around him this way and that, but he doesn’t care! Cat: - You know, man, when eggs disappear, pride itself is revealed!

I came to the pet store, and the seller directly suggested: “Girl, look at this food with chicken.” There is also one with vegetables. They have simply incomparable taste. Or here’s a delicacy of tender veal. Very rich in vitamins, by the way. We have dry food. Wait, I get it, you want it wet? Look at this one. The perfect combination of meat pieces with a tart sauce! But that’s not all, our store offers... While I was paying for Murka’s food, I thought: “Maybe this is her diet? I’ll buy a second package for myself, still at a discount.”

Every day my cat eats the same thing, and every day he looks at me as if I was a waiter who mixed up his order.

Two guys are talking. The first one boasts: “Can you imagine, she’s so beautiful!” And how smart she is! Well, her voice is very gentle and pleasant... The second one, with a hint of envy, remarks: “Yeah, you’re lucky with your cat.”

- Well, was the mouse poison that I sold you last time good? – the seller asks a familiar buyer. - Great! The mice liked it so much that they got fat and stopped crawling into the hole, and the cat caught them all.

- Why is the cat yelling? - He asks what the hell... - What the hell - what? - Generally.

Cats still need to be included in the register of medicines. Somewhere between sedatives and antidepressants...

Cat's to-do list: 1) Yell for food. 2) Eat half a bowl. 3) Yell just like that.

— What is your cat's name? - During the day or at 5 am?

Cats in CLOTHES pictures

Black and white photo of kittens doing farming

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Black and white photo of a dog pushing three kittens in a stroller


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A tricolor cat is sad in round glasses and a beret


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Gray cat in round colored glasses


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The muzzle of a gray cat in round glasses, which reflects a computer hare


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The muzzle of a gray cat wearing round glasses that reflect flying comets


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Red cat with a deer cap on his head


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The cat sits on the sofa with a blue overalls and a plate of cookies

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Funny kittens on a fence with scarves on their heads


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Glamorous white cat wearing pink glasses, hat and jacket


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Funny kitten pretending to be a lion


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Injured dog

My funny story with a cat happened at the dacha. Every summer and on weekends, my family and I get together and go to the dacha to spend time in nature. We also take the cat with us every time, but we don’t let it go outside so that it doesn’t run away.

On one of these trips, we, as always, sat on the veranda and chatted. The window in the kitchen was open, so the cat was able to get out through it. At first we didn't even notice her. It was a beautiful warm May evening, and there were no signs of trouble. Suddenly we heard the heart-rending screams of our neighbor, who was shouting something from her site.

The screams were so terrible that we simply could not help but pay attention to them. We rushed to the fence to find out what was going on. The fence separating our areas is made of thin iron rods, so everything is clearly visible. As we ran up, we saw her small white dog, reminiscent of a Chihuahua. Only she was not completely white, almost all of her fur was stained with some kind of dirt. And between the bars in the fence our cat was already returning to her home.

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